So it must be true...

If I have learned anything from the news over the past few weeks it is this, truly Pimpin' Ain't Easy!

Let's start with example number one. During the last few days in January in Belgium a skydiver (crazy skydiver #1) that was part of a skydiving group fell to her death tragically when neither of her shoots would open. Police say that a fellow skydiver (crazy skydiver #2) tampered with crazy skydiver #1's parachute because crazy skydiver #2 was in a "jealous rage after learning that crazy skydiver #1 had an affair with her boyfriend." Because of this jealousy crazy skydiver #1 plummeted 13,000 with no parachute!!

Example number two. This week lady astronaut #1, who is married with kids, became so distraught with jealousy over lady astronaut #2 and her relationship to guy astronaut that she drove almost 1,000 miles, wearing crazy lady astronaut diapers to reduce stops, to confront and possibly even harm lady astronaut #2. Lady astronaut #1 had a BB gun, a lead pipe or mallet, pepper spare, a wig and a trench coat all in her car in some elaborate scheme to get at Lady astronaut #2!!

See you can even see the crazy in her eyes!!

So as you can tell, Pimpin' Ain't Easy! These playas never know what is going to happen, instead of them getting into trouble, these ladies have gone after each other, wow! So all you playas out there, before you go and start trying to play the game, maybe you should get some psych evaluations done on your "friends" before you take it to the next step!