What we have here folks is a standard issue entrenching shovel that can be found at any Army Surplus store around. Yes, you too can also have one and dig a perfect moat for your sandcastle, or just dig a hole up to your shoulders just so you can say, hey I found water! So what it is all metal and has sharp and even serated places on the blade, just watch those toes! I guarantee that you will dig bigger and better holes, moats and sand lounge chairs faster and more efficiently than ever. If you are going to bury your spouse in the sand, done in no time at all. So rush out right now and buy one, you never know when you are going to need it!!
2 comments:
A serated edge on the beach tool?!?! What's that for....cutting shells in half to decorate? Killing small sea creatures? or possibly if you dig far enough that you have to face an assault on your life by the dwarf rebels?
You have to have some sort of protection against those dwarfs, and hey a small shovel works perfectly.
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